infra audit
Two-day deep dive into your servers, network and cloud account. You get a prioritised report and a fix-it.sh.
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00 ~/altf3 — main
Freelance IT engineering from the Netherlands. Linux, cloud, automation and backend development — for teams that would rather not be paged at 03:00.
$ whoami altf3 $ uptime loading... $ █
01 services.yaml
Declaratively speaking:
apiVersion: altf3.nl/v1 kind: Engineer metadata: name: altf3 location: "NL / remote" spec: infrastructure: - Linux server design, hardening & lifecycle - Kubernetes, containers, GitOps (ArgoCD/Flux) - Terraform / Ansible — everything as code development: - Backend APIs in Go, Python, TypeScript - CLI tooling & internal developer platforms - CI/CD pipelines that finish before your coffee operations: - Monitoring: Prometheus, Grafana, Loki, OpenTelemetry - Incident response, post-mortems, runbooks - Backups you have actually restored replicas: 1 # sorry, not horizontally scalable (yet) sla: "honest"
Two-day deep dive into your servers, network and cloud account. You get a prioritised report and a fix-it.sh.
Greenfield or migration: Kubernetes or plain VMs, fully codified, with docs your future self will thank you for.
Retainer-based escalation. When it breaks, someone who has read your architecture picks up the phone.
02 stack
$ apt list --installed 2>/dev/null | column -t linux/stable debian,ubuntu,alpine,nixos [daily driver since 2008] kubernetes/stable k3s,talos,eks,gke [production] iac/stable terraform,opentofu,ansible [everything] lang/stable go,python,typescript,bash,rust [rust: enthusiastic amateur] data/stable postgresql,redis,clickhouse [production] o11y/stable prometheus,grafana,loki,otel [production] net/stable wireguard,nginx,traefik,bgp [homelab has an ASN, yes] sec/stable vault,sops,age,fail2ban,cis [paranoid by default] editor/stable neovim [:wq] wm/stable i3,sway [Alt+F3 → guess]
03 systemctl status altf3
Numbers are placeholders — swap them for your real ones.
-- Logs begin at boot --
04 git log --oneline
05 contact
Replies within one business day. PGP welcome. No recruiters, please — unless you bring a genuinely interesting problem.
$ curl -X POST https://altf3.nl/api/contact \ -H "Content-Type: application/json" \ -d '{ "from": "you@example.com", "subject": "we should talk", "body": "our servers are on fire" }' HTTP/2 202 Accepted x-response-eta: < 24h
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